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'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); Tumblr (3.0; @jessicamaehendrickson)http://jessicamaeblog.com/<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzoco8L3ph1qa19d2o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>lil baby malfoy</p>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/17928928101http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/17928928101Sun, 19 Feb 2012 23:33:44 -0500[After we've all watched the otters frolic and jump and swim and play with each other for like five minutes]<br /> Me: It's a good thing they like each other.<br /> My friends: [No comments, but they look at me as if to say, "Go on."]<br /> Me: Ya know, like. They're the only other organism the other has to interact with. Forever. It's like, this pond and this grass and this one other otter. So it's a good thing they're playing and having fun, cause it'd suck to be in there thinking, "Ugh, THIS asshole," all day long, ya know? Like, if one was really rude or something. Really intolerable.<br /> Lindsey: Enough.http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/17918143104http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/17918143104Sun, 19 Feb 2012 20:29:27 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzlzt3jt751qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/17844373194/street-art-of-the-day-in-his-first" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Street Art of the Day:</strong> In his first non-Tom-Hanks-themed wall pieces, <a href="http://thedailywh.at/tag/hanksy/" target="_blank">Hanksy</a> pays tribute to Bill Cosby and Ted Danson.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.woostercollective.com/post/first-look-hanksy-takes-on-danson-and-cosby" target="_blank">wooster</a>.]</p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l83namtzye1qa19d2o1_500.jpg"/></p> <p>(on my way to owning all the puns)</p>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/17846339413http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/17846339413Sat, 18 Feb 2012 17:36:27 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzb4q2HlYQ1qa19d2o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Someone wrecked the toilet at my work, and I’m the one who has to fix it.<br/> I stopped the flooding.<br/> But I’m standing in urine water right now.</p>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/17524648285http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/17524648285Sun, 12 Feb 2012 20:13:14 -0500<p>went to two targets</p> <p>bought cat litter and a bathtub plug</p>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/17460389610http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/17460389610Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:40:46 -0500“I wish they would make a sex tape. I would never watch anything else.”<br/><br/> - <em>Katelyn, talking about Jay-Z and Beyonce</em>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/17450002186http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/17450002186Sat, 11 Feb 2012 17:28:41 -0500<span id="video_player_17409905786">[<a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank">Flash 10</a> is required to watch video.]</span><script type="text/javascript">renderVideo("video_player_17409905786",'http://jessicamaeblog.com/video_file/17409905786/tumblr_lz7pa6NKDD1qa19d2',400,300,'poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lz7pa6NKDD1qa19d2_r1_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lz7pa6NKDD1qa19d2_r1_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lz7pa6NKDD1qa19d2_r1_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lz7pa6NKDD1qa19d2_r1_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lz7pa6NKDD1qa19d2_r1_frame5.jpg')</script><br/><br/><p>ladies night</p>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/17409905786http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/17409905786Fri, 10 Feb 2012 23:46:00 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/17405550518/tumblr_lz7ldmF0iU1qa19d2&color=FFFFFF&logo=soundcloud" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p>we’re having a beyonce night over here</p>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/17405550518http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/17405550518Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:22:00 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz6xuxFJI71qzi223o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bsample.tumblr.com/post/17380045500/nathan-jr" target="_blank">bsample</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Nathan Jr</em></p> </blockquote>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/17386727583http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/17386727583Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:30:53 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyuqv9l92e1r8u6zco1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/17282728981http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/17282728981Wed, 08 Feb 2012 17:22:00 -0500lil Genius<span id="video_player_17125259404">[<a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank">Flash 10</a> is required to watch video.]</span><script type="text/javascript">renderVideo("video_player_17125259404",'http://jessicamaeblog.com/video_file/17125259404/tumblr_lyy2l9gVVo1qzi223',400,225,'poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lyy2l9gVVo1qzi223_r1_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lyy2l9gVVo1qzi223_r1_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lyy2l9gVVo1qzi223_r1_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lyy2l9gVVo1qzi223_r1_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lyy2l9gVVo1qzi223_r1_frame5.jpg')</script><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bsample.tumblr.com/post/17123350920/purr-boss" target="_blank">bsample</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Purr Boss</p> </blockquote>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/17125259404http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/17125259404Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:31:26 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxx4mmUSD1qa19d2o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>slow work day</p>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/17116338524http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/17116338524Sun, 05 Feb 2012 17:00:22 -0500“I didn’t have cable, I watched books!”<br/><br/> - <em>Katelyn</em>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/17019154700http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/17019154700Sat, 04 Feb 2012 01:31:22 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lysll4IAJN1qa19d2o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>it would be cool if i could say i got ripped or paid, but i didn’t do anything “pugs not drugs”</p> <p><em>one day i will own all the puns</em></p>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/16949040868http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/16949040868Thu, 02 Feb 2012 20:06:54 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lys34fYnfj1qcm16uo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lys34fYnfj1qcm16uo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thebluthcompany.tumblr.com/post/16927698098/in-2011-arrested-development-was-renewed-for-a-4th" target="_blank">thebluthcompany</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <blockquote> <p>In 2011 <em>Arrested Development</em> was renewed for a 4th season, scheduled to air in early 2013. Sadly, Justin Grant Wade, who played the beloved character Steve Holt, was not asked to return to the show. Please help us bring back Steve Holt.<br/><br/>Head over to the <a href="http://savesteveholt.com/twitter.php" target="_blank">TWITTER</a> and <a href="http://savesteveholt.com/buy.php" target="_blank">BUY</a> sections to learn how you can help.</p> </blockquote> <p>I personally would love to see Steve Holt in the new series/movie. Let’s do our best to bring him back. STEVE HOLT!</p> </div> </blockquote>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/16936817496http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/16936817496Thu, 02 Feb 2012 16:43:06 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyrzptIRbR1qa19d2o1_r2_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>new things in here</p>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/16924950946http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/16924950946Thu, 02 Feb 2012 12:10:00 -0500http://society6.com/jessicamaehendrickson<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxaao0zaOX1r9vyg6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://natashavc.tumblr.com/post/16913716799/fred60-this-is-going-slowwwww-probably-because" target="_blank">natashavc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fred60.tumblr.com/post/15299158365/this-is-going-slowwwww-probably-because-i-cheated" target="_blank">fred60</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is going slowwwww. Probably because I cheated last night and had some M&M’s.</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://tmills.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Tully</a> has pointed out Fred Durst’s 60 Day Juice Cleanse tumblr, which is real. </p> </blockquote>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/16918107255http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/16918107255Thu, 02 Feb 2012 08:05:53 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/16869817978/tumblr_lyq64lxxv01qa19d2&color=FFFFFF&logo=soundcloud" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p>listening to this album on repeat</p> <p>making a billion ice cream cakes</p>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/16869817978http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/16869817978Wed, 01 Feb 2012 12:33:57 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lypwz5FvcA1qa19d2o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>wiener dogs don’t sit still</p>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/16863584305http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/16863584305Wed, 01 Feb 2012 09:16:17 -0500<iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6701398" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fatmanatee.tumblr.com/post/16843228670/cockenblog-collegehumor-breaking-bad-rpg" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">fatmanatee</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cockenblog.tumblr.com/post/16823821990/collegehumor-breaking-bad-rpg-the-only-game" target="_blank">cockenblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/16823804905/breaking-bad-rpg-the-only-game-thats-also-a" target="_blank">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://bit.ly/wJrMa6" target="_blank">Breaking Bad RPG</a> </strong></p> <p><span>The only game that’s also a controlled substance.</span></p> </blockquote> <p><span>Stop what you’re doing and watch this right now.</span></p> </blockquote> <p><span>I stopped and watched and it was a good decision!</span></p></blockquote>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/16843665435http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/16843665435Tue, 31 Jan 2012 18:57:39 -0500