I have a dent in my head. prints etsy flickr facebook twitter vimeo shomer fucking shabbos youtube jessicamaehendrickson@gmail.com web traffic var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-21335326-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); Tumblr (3.0; @jessicamaehendrickson)http://jessicamaeblog.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jxqpsUD71qa19d2o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jxqpsUD71qa19d2o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jxqpsUD71qa19d2o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jxqpsUD71qa19d2o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Remember my <a href="http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/974357654/my-cousin-in-england" target="_blank">cousin in England</a>?</p> <p>Looks like he’s been having a good time since he got out of prison.</p>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/23701662060http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/23701662060Thu, 24 May 2012 20:08:49 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jbui7WLx1qa19d2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/23675421916http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/23675421916Thu, 24 May 2012 12:15:54 -0400ghost world<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m49524scmw1qa19d2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I have the most handsome son</p>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/23332358142http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/23332358142Sat, 19 May 2012 00:13:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48gjdmU5e1qz93koo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tomoatmeal.com/post/23302292293/whenever-i-see-someone-trip-because-the-sole-of" target="_blank">tomoatmeal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="MsoNormal">Whenever I see someone trip because the sole of his shoe caught against the concrete, it makes me want to go up to him and say, “Hey.<span>  </span>Looks like the traction on those shoes is a little <em>too</em> good, am I right?”<span>  </span>Then I hand him a business card and tell him that I am a scientist who has invented a liquid that can break down shoe traction.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Later, at my house, my mom screams up to my room: “Hey!<span>  </span>You have a phone call!”</p> <p class="MsoNormal">But by then, I’m all depressed.<span> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal">“Tell him to go away!” I scream.<span>  </span>“There is no goddamned shoe traction liquid!<span>  </span>There’s nothing!<span>  </span>Nothing!”</p> </blockquote>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/23302955082http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/23302955082Fri, 18 May 2012 15:37:14 -0400““It’s a mystery of human chemistry and I don’t understand it, some people, as far as their senses are concerned, just feel like home.””<br/><br/> - <em>Nick Hornby, <em>High Fidelity</em> (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">nedhepburn</a>)</em>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/23253203073http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/23253203073Thu, 17 May 2012 18:43:45 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3vi3aHp9S1qa19d2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a></p>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/22852542189http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/22852542189Fri, 11 May 2012 15:28:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3jsuxSMPg1qjqx9jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://djmah.tumblr.com/post/22440514718/here" target="_blank">djmah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7887639/looking-back-hunter-s-thompson-classic-story-kentucky-derby" target="_blank">here</a></p> </blockquote>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/22442608750http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/22442608750Sat, 05 May 2012 09:01:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ihdqtKN41qa19d2o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>so flattered!</p>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/22392576522http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/22392576522Fri, 04 May 2012 14:45:51 -0400junk mail<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ghuqPekT1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beccars.tumblr.com/post/22328770899/nevver-how-to-dress-for-the-kentucky-derby" target="_blank">beccars</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/22326026563/how-to-dress-for-the-kentucky-derby" target="_blank">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://artofmanliness.com/2012/05/03/men-kentucky-derby-style/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TheArtOfManliness+%28The+Art+of+Manliness%29/" target="_blank">How To Dress For the Kentucky Derby</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Like a douche.</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s gonna be too hot for pants on saturday.</p> <p>Just go naked, guys.</p>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/22332204142http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/22332204142Thu, 03 May 2012 15:20:15 -0400<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/22305299775/tumblr_m3fbjiFMKo1qb6tje&color=FFFFFF&logo=soundcloud" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thejoyofcapris.tumblr.com/post/22295224986/generationals-when-they-fight-they-fight-the" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thejoyofcapris</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Generationals: “When They Fight, They Fight”</p> <p>The best summer song knocked on my door today and I let it in. </p></blockquote>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/22305299775http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/22305299775Thu, 03 May 2012 00:23:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3cs63puGa1rsskm3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/22217310235/deathandtaxesmag-rip-hulu-2007-2012-really" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">nedhepburn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deathandtaxesmag.tumblr.com/post/22198798855/rip-hulu-2007-2012" target="_blank">deathandtaxesmag</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/182508/rip-hulu-2007-2012/" target="_blank">RIP Hulu – 2007-2012</a>.</p> </blockquote> <p>Really sad news about Hulu. </p></blockquote>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/22243884107http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/22243884107Wed, 02 May 2012 02:09:11 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m37fiqxD5P1qzmp0po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://twentyearstomidnight.tumblr.com/post/21995859225/taken-with-instagram" target="_blank">twentyearstomidnight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a></p> </blockquote>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/22002289986http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/22002289986Sat, 28 Apr 2012 17:12:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m37fkcBxcV1qzmp0po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://twentyearstomidnight.tumblr.com/post/21995920522/taken-with-instagram" target="_blank">twentyearstomidnight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a></p> </blockquote> <p>went to westport and ate lunchables and drank beer on a car today</p> <p>and <em>almost</em> caught a fish</p>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/22002267494http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/22002267494Sat, 28 Apr 2012 17:12:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m357wqHDOZ1qa19d2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a></p>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/21913406193http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/21913406193Fri, 27 Apr 2012 10:50:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m33zldxKLg1qa19d2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>FRONT ROW @ ACRO-CATS (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/21874995122http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/21874995122Thu, 26 Apr 2012 18:53:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m33eluClcE1qa19d2o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>lol</p>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/21850219403http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/21850219403Thu, 26 Apr 2012 11:20:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2z36hAmw61qa19d2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/21705373842http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/21705373842Tue, 24 Apr 2012 03:23:05 -0400<p>i pass out in this target dress almost every time i drink.</p> <p>there&#8217;s a giant hole in my tights.</p> <p>i found a neon orange hat in the street. it&#8217;s part of my outfit now.</p>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/21705339649http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/21705339649Tue, 24 Apr 2012 03:21:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2uqzoiJO71qzmp0po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://twentyearstomidnight.tumblr.com/post/21530432218/grill-tetris-taken-with-instagram" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">twentyearstomidnight</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Grill Tetris (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p></blockquote> <p>Grill partay 4 thunda</p>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/21530576394http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/21530576394Sat, 21 Apr 2012 19:11:47 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qw613YYw1qzvwvco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://supcakes.tumblr.com/post/21396887085/um-best-week-ever" target="_blank">supcakes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Um</em> (<a href="http://www.bestweekever.tv/2012-04-19/this-breaking-bad-breakfast-club-photoshop-works-on-so-many-levels/" target="_blank">Best Week Ever</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/21424073864http://jessicamaeblog.com/post/21424073864Fri, 20 Apr 2012 01:11:58 -0400