Jessica Mae Hendrickson
Apr 26

lol
Apr 24
i pass out in this target dress almost every time i drink.
there’s a giant hole in my tights.
i found a neon orange hat in the street. it’s part of my outfit now.
Apr 21

twentyearstomidnight:
Grill Tetris (Taken with instagram)
Grill partay 4 thunda
Apr 20

supcakes:
Um (Best Week Ever)
Apr 16

whydoihaveablog:
KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS IS FUCKING GOLD. IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW IT FUNCTIONS AS A MIRROR OF OUR SOCIETY, OUR SELVES, AND AMERICA’S OBSESSIONS WITH CREATING OUR OWN FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTERS JUST SO WE CAN TEAR THEM DOWN, THEN I FEEL BAD FOR YOU. I feel bad for you.
Apr 15

YOU GUYYYYYS
Apr 13
Post Meridiem
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downstairs guy:
(talking to his 3-year-old twins) listen to the bells! listen to the church bells, boys!
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DING
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DING
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downstairs guy:
okay, so what time is it?
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son:
uh...
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downstairs guy:
there were two bells, so what time is it?
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son:
uh...
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downstairs guy:
two o'clock?
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son:
yeah.
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downstairs guy:
two o'clock in the morning or afternoon? ... morning or afternoon?
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son:
morning?
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downstairs guy:
no, afternoon. it's afternoon right now.
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son:
uh...
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downstairs guy:
so is that am or pm?
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son:
uh...
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...
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...
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downstairs guy:
it's pm. do you know what that stands for?
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son:
...
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downstairs guy:
prime meridian. so, there you go.
Apr 12

(Source: bsample)
Apr 11

nothing is worse
Apr 09
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Katelyn:
If I smelled like feet, would you tell me?
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Me:
Yeah. And you've definitely asked me that before.
Apr 03
Apr 02

bsample:
“My name is Warwick Davis, I’m an actor, an entrepreneur, soon to be divorced, oh, and I’ve got a massive tax bill.”
Mar 31

nosupervision:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/95972340/the-hunger-games-11x17-inch-print

bensears:
Gotta get those tickets.
8x10 print available now in the store.
(Source: freebensears.com)