Jessica Mae Hendrickson

May 24

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May 19

I have the most handsome son

May 18

Whenever I see someone trip because the sole of his shoe caught against the concrete, it makes me want to go up to him and say, “Hey. Looks like the traction on those shoes is a little too good, am I right?” Then I hand him a business card and tell him that I am a scientist who has invented a liquid that can break down shoe traction.

Later, at my house, my mom screams up to my room: “Hey! You have a phone call!”

But by then, I’m all depressed.

“Tell him to go away!” I scream. “There is no goddamned shoe traction liquid! There’s nothing! Nothing!”

May 17

“It’s a mystery of human chemistry and I don’t understand it, some people, as far as their senses are concerned, just feel like home.” — Nick Hornby, High Fidelity (via nedhepburn)

(Source: gaws, via nedhepburn)