January 2011
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My pregnant boss isn’t here tonight because she’s throwing up blood.
She sent a picture message of her bloodpuke to one of my coworkers.
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“I have this book called Spinning Dog Hairs. I don’t have a dog with an...”
– shuttle van lady
Sleeping is really difficult sometimes, and thosetimes are the worst.
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I fell down twice today.
The first time I fell, I’d just gotten out of my car, and I was walking down the sidewalk to my house. I slipped on a patch of ice, and fell on my ass. I was too embarrassed to look around for anyone that might’ve seen me. So I just got up as fast as I could, and ran to my front door at full speed.
The second time I fell, I was tumbling (physical tumbling,...
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I want to own all of these →
shomerfuckingshabbos:
hugel asked: Good morning. cHarlie Day-vidson. That is all.
WatchRegional dialect thing
WORDS: Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure,
Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image,
Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught
QUESTIONS:
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
What is the...
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dickbirds →
