January 2010
93 posts
not to "blow" your mind, but what if 2009 wasn't...
molls:
Well, have fun tonight!
I’m completely worried this will be the case. Ringing in the new year at work. I hope this isn’t the universe’s way of setting the tone for 2010.
I hope everyone has a new year’s eve to remember. And I hope everyone makes a few resolutions, and sticks to at least one. And mostly I hope that 2010 is cool as hell, and that when people say...
December 2009
74 posts
steveagee:
For someone that did nothing but talk about getting pussy, Jack Tripper NEVER got any pussy.
Oh, he did get pussy. But he had to kill them after. Jack Tripper = Jack The Ripper
Fuck you, 2009. Bring it on, 2010!!!
Being sick at my parents house is really nice, as far as places to be sick. I’d rather just be healthy and out and about, but since I’m not this is a good place to be. I’ve got two people here who are completely concerned about my well-being, which is super nice. If I was at my house, I’d just be self-concious about my gross-ness and wouldn’t leave my room.
The thing...
Everyone Looks Like a Pair of New Shoes.
wordsbycodi:
It’s funny being out and about after Christmas. Everyone looks so new. Moms, Dads, Brothers, Sisters, Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Friends. All dressed up in their fancy new clothes, and new purses. Wearing their new make-up, and new perfume. Walking around looking like a new pair of shoes, with their fancy new attitudes. Because all these new things, make people feel new and shiny, and...
Okay, so maybe this is a little dramatic, but I think this cold is gonna kill me.
Okay, it’s official, I’m definitely sick. I’m at work, and it hurts to talk, and that’s really the only thing required of me here, so I kind of have to.
I want soup more than anything. Someone should invent 24hr soup delivery. I’d tip well.
I feel a cold coming on.
Me: It’s so weird that cats purr. Like, what if people purred?
Sara: I always thought it would be kind of cool if people had tails.
Me: It would be like blushing or something. People would be able to tell if you were happy and stuff. Wouldn’t that be so strange?
Sara: Yeah, it would be so embarrassing. Like boners. Like in class, my tail would wag and people would point and be like, “HAHAHA! SARA’S TAIL IS WAGGING!”
Me: Or, “Grooooooss! Sara’s purring! I don’t want to sit next to her, she’s a little creep!”
Sara: Tails and purring are like animal boners.
Merry Christmas, motherfuckers.
“Working tonight = Lame”
– Me
Wouldn’t it be weird if we didn’t have fingers? And like, we just had palms?
I feel so terrible for late night television these days. It’s like a sympathy feeling. It’s weird.
Damn. Right before every night of work, I feel like I’m planning a giant road trip or something. I have to come up with all kinds of shit to keep myself occupied. I’m wasting so much of my life being bored in a cubicle.
steveagee:
Dear Netflix, please put more of your fucking movies on instant view!
I’M SICK OF THE SAME OLD SHIT, NETFLIX!!
You know, I think I’d rather live a life of crime. Who’s with me?
Notes To Myself #41
The creation- god and Adam/Cory and Katelyn
Me-“I’m watching a cat and a ferret fight each other.”
Katelyn-“Who’s winning?”
Me-“… Too soon to tell.”
At the beginning of Seven Pounds—Katelyn-“He’s in jail, did he get drunk and kill people?”
Me-“Uh… No.”
Katelyn-“We’re the husbands at...
Things I've gotten really sick of
Night shift (no daylight ever, and way too much alone time)
Kentucky (I just need to figure out how to get out of here for a while)
Thinking I might be crazy (a result of all the alone time)
Most people (close-minded people, people who don’t understand art and creativity, people who aren’t willing to work towards achieving their goals, people who have no goals, people who are quick...
Why are so many people in the world exactly alike? Stop it, guys. It bums me out.
George Lopez made Snooki an honorary Latina because she can take a punch. But I wouldn’t call balling up on the ground and hysterically crying “taking a punch”, I’d call it being destroyed by a punch.
Jersey Shore is insane.
I don’t care what anyone says, reality TV is entertaining as hell.
George Lopez, on the other hand, is not entertaining at all.
steveagee:
Fuck “Avatar”….I’m Netflixing “Willow” this weekend!
Avatard.
Work is incredibly boring, and Facebook chat seems to hate my iPod, so I’m bringin’ back AIM one buddy at a time.
Talking to people on AIM reminds me of every night of middle school.
Fuck you, snow. I hate you.
Fuck you, winter. I hate you more.
“When you develop an infatuation for someone you always find a reason to believe...”
– - Alex Garland
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“We just wanted to say we’re a big fan of your work, when it comes to...”
Inglourious Basterds, The Hangover, 500 Days of Summer. I’ll have them all by the time the weekend is over, but which one should I get tonight? They just handed out gift cards at work.
Does anybody know of anywhere that’s hiring in Louisville? I’m looking for a change. Night shift is really starting to take it’s toll on me.
The thing that sucks about onesies is that you have to pee topless.
I'm gonna listen to Frank Sinatra on the drive to...
That way, when I’m driving past decorated houses, I’ll feel like I’m in a Christmas movie. Frank will be my soundtrack.
That’s the thing I love about his music. He transforms the winter blues into holiday cheer.
My room is making weird noises. It’s freakin’ me out.
