February 2012
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I was kind of a downer at the zoo today.
[After we've all watched the otters frolic and jump and swim and play with each other for like five minutes]
Me: It's a good thing they like each other.
My friends: [No comments, but they look at me as if to say, "Go on."]
Me: Ya know, like. They're the only other organism the other has to interact with. Forever. It's like, this pond and this grass and this one other otter. So it's a good thing they're playing and having fun, cause it'd suck to be in there thinking, "Ugh, THIS asshole," all day long, ya know? Like, if one was really rude or something. Really intolerable.
Lindsey: Enough.
SADurday night
went to two targets
bought cat litter and a bathtub plug
I wish they would make a sex tape. I would never watch anything else.
– Katelyn, talking about Jay-Z and Beyonce
ladies night
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I didn’t have cable, I watched books!
– Katelyn
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January 2012
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Anonymous asked: Do you only do soprano ukes?
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anyone want to buy a barbara evans ukulele? →
I really want to make one, but I know I wouldn’t use it
if you want one, it doesn’t have to be TeenMommed, it can be anythinged.
but i really want to make a Baahbra Evans yookalaylee
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Anonymous asked: if you’re reading this you have been cursed, past this to the next 10 people or the devil will posses you tonight at 2:03am
Alan Hanson: The Hard Things →
lieslieslies:
Recently a soft and astute human being told me that a positive side to a bad experience I had was that it makes me uniquely qualified to help someone going through something similar. This was yesterday. And I couldn’t help echoing this thought in my mind as I listened to Todd Glass give such a…
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Anonymous asked: Do you create those teen mom 2 pictures? that look like they were drawn on the computer?
Christine: You know what I'm really into? Wales. I don't get it.
Me: I like dolphins.
Christine: Not those kind of whales.
Alan Hanson: Suicide Notes →
lieslieslies:
-Probably two weeks? I’d need some time to get things in order. Is there anything else I want to do that I have yet to do? -fall in love, check, tell my dad I love him, check, tell my sister she’s special, check, meet my brother, check, have a daughter- fuck. -travel, check, didn’t make it…
IFC announced today the greenlight of two new... →
kulap:
YAY!