Jessica Mae Hendrickson: Archive

May 25th

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May 24th

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May 19th

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May 18th

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“It’s a mystery of human chemistry and I don’t understand it, some people, as far...”

– Nick Hornby, High Fidelity (via nedhepburn)

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May 4th

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May 3rd

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May 2nd

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Apr 26th

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Apr 24th

i pass out in this target dress almost every time i drink. there’s a giant hole in my tights. i found a neon orange hat in the street. it’s part of my outfit now.

Apr 24th

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Apr 20th

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Apr 15th

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Post Meridiem

downstairs guy: (talking to his 3-year-old twins) listen to the bells! listen to the church bells, boys!
 DING
 DING
downstairs guy: okay, so what time is it?
son: uh...
downstairs guy: there were two bells, so what time is it?
son: uh...
downstairs guy: two o'clock?
son: yeah.
downstairs guy: two o'clock in the morning or afternoon? ... morning or afternoon?
son: morning?
downstairs guy: no, afternoon. it's afternoon right now.
son: uh...
downstairs guy: so is that am or pm?
son: uh...
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downstairs guy: it's pm. do you know what that stands for?
son: ...
downstairs guy: prime meridian. so, there you go.

Apr 13th

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Apr 12th

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Apr 12th

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Katelyn: If I smelled like feet, would you tell me?

Me: Yeah. And you've definitely asked me that before.

Apr 9th

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Listen

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Apr 1st

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Mar 31st

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Mar 31st

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Got some cool seat mates on the Metro North

drinkyourjuice: Mom on train [to her two-to-three year old son]: Is it party night? We don’t have nothing to do tomorrow. Son: Yep! Mom: Are we gonna dance and turn the music up loud and get crazy? Son: Dancin! Mom: And you’ll go pee pee in the potty like a big boy! Son: No! Mom: Yeah, come on. It’s gonna be nuts! Son: [a look of doubt] Mom: And tomorrow morning we can go to Dunkin Donuts and...

Mar 31st

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Mar 29th

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Mar 26th

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I'm googling customer reviews of the store I work...

“I can honestly state, that ever since my husband dragged me in 6 years ago, that I have never had a bad experience there. In fact, the only oddity that has ever occurred was a time in December I believe, when there was a line and a sole girl behind the counter. When it was our turn, the girl behind the counter was sweating bulletts, but when I asked if she was ok, she said yes. She said...

Mar 25th

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