Friday, June 1, 2012
chuckhistory:

It’s true. 

chuckhistory:

It’s true. 

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Remember my cousin in England?

Looks like he’s been having a good time since he got out of prison.

Saturday, May 19, 2012
I have the most handsome son

I have the most handsome son

Friday, May 18, 2012
tomoatmeal:

Whenever I see someone trip because the sole of his shoe caught against the concrete, it makes me want to go up to him and say, “Hey.  Looks like the traction on those shoes is a little too good, am I right?”  Then I hand him a business card and tell him that I am a scientist who has invented a liquid that can break down shoe traction.
Later, at my house, my mom screams up to my room: “Hey!  You have a phone call!”
But by then, I’m all depressed. 
“Tell him to go away!” I scream.  “There is no goddamned shoe traction liquid!  There’s nothing!  Nothing!”

tomoatmeal:

Whenever I see someone trip because the sole of his shoe caught against the concrete, it makes me want to go up to him and say, “Hey.  Looks like the traction on those shoes is a little too good, am I right?”  Then I hand him a business card and tell him that I am a scientist who has invented a liquid that can break down shoe traction.

Later, at my house, my mom screams up to my room: “Hey!  You have a phone call!”

But by then, I’m all depressed. 

“Tell him to go away!” I scream.  “There is no goddamned shoe traction liquid!  There’s nothing!  Nothing!”

Thursday, May 17, 2012
It’s a mystery of human chemistry and I don’t understand it, some people, as far as their senses are concerned, just feel like home. Nick Hornby, High Fidelity (via nedhepburn)

(Source: gaws)

Friday, May 11, 2012
Taken with instagram

Taken with instagram

Saturday, May 5, 2012
djmah:

here
Friday, May 4, 2012
so flattered!

so flattered!

Thursday, May 3, 2012
beccars:

nevver:

How To Dress For the Kentucky Derby

Like a douche.

It’s gonna be too hot for pants on saturday.
Just go naked, guys.

beccars:

nevver:

How To Dress For the Kentucky Derby

Like a douche.

It’s gonna be too hot for pants on saturday.

Just go naked, guys.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

thejoyofcapris:

Generationals: “When They Fight, They Fight”

The best summer song knocked on my door today and I let it in. 

Wednesday, May 2, 2012
nedhepburn:

deathandtaxesmag:

RIP Hulu – 2007-2012.

Really sad news about Hulu.

nedhepburn:

deathandtaxesmag:

RIP Hulu – 2007-2012.

Really sad news about Hulu.

Saturday, April 28, 2012
twentyearstomidnight:

Taken with instagram
twentyearstomidnight:

Taken with instagram

went to westport and ate lunchables and drank beer on a car today
and almost caught a fish

twentyearstomidnight:

Taken with instagram

went to westport and ate lunchables and drank beer on a car today

and almost caught a fish

Friday, April 27, 2012
Taken with instagram

Taken with instagram