- Me: On my run this morning I ran past two lizards.
- J: What? No you didn't.
- Me: Yeah. Two little ones.
- J: Yeah, right. You ran by two little Wizards.
- Me: Lizards. I ran by two little lizards.
- J: Oh, that makes more sense.
My neck, My back, My Netflix and my snacks.
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